karmaville

Things I learned from Denise's Denise & Lynn's Party.

Updated...

1. The scariest location in a horror film? Wichita.
2. One hundred randomly survied people from the internet are idiots.
3. Having poo on your shirt is not the way you really want to be remembered.
4. If you walk out of the bathroom at a party and find everyone dead, going back into the bathroom and hiding are two different things.
5. I We kick ass at Family Feud.
6. Howard Stern likes little wieners.
7. Motions are disallowed when you are spanking playdough.

Google Love, Part II

It seems like Google thinks I am an expert in eharmony and movie spoilers since my site is the number four and six unique site listed for each.

Friday Trends

Because it's Friday, I'm loopy, and all my bosses are gone.

&uarr - Hero Dogs.
&harr - Audioscrobbler [via Ms. Betsy]. Up because it's cool, down because now you can see how I listen to one song overandoverandoverandover again.
&uarr - A cat I can finally love.
&darr - Curses.
&uarr - New Citizens. Congrats again D!
&darr - Safety. With this, I have a feeling things are going to start blowing up soon.
&uarr - New homes for friendly places.
&harr - Dancing. At least the cute girl noticed me.
&uarr - Vamps.
&uarr - Go Packers!
&uarr - Internet Veterans for Truth.
&uarr - Obscure employment bonuses.
&uarr - Hobbits.
&uarr - Obscure song lyrics. no it's not a link, just hover over it.

Busted

As many of you know, my office is the only one on the floor of the building I work in. Therefore, I can come and go as I please and while at work, listen to music that I enjoy without fear of bothering others.

Well, a little while ago the President of the company that donates the space to my non-profit took his once-in-a-lunar-eclipse walk around the building and caught me dancing at my desk to Nowhere Again from Secret Machines. Not only was that embaressing enough but he was followed closely behind by the cute mailroom clerk I have a sooper sekrit crush on.

Neither said anything until I noticed them both standing there.

"Glad to see you're having fun" was his only response as he walked away smiling. She stood there a second longer before handing me a package with a goofy smirk.

There are some days you just want to hide under your desk.

More proof the Red Sox are a classy bunch of idiots.

Red Sox players vote playoff share to Nomar.

Trends

&uarr Puppet sex. Team America:World Police is the funniest movie I have seen in years. E and I sat through two showings since we couldn't stop laughing.
&harr Bad news from Iraq. If it's bad, it helps Kerry get elected. But if it's bad, more people have died.
&darr Popstars. Ashley Simpson loses whatever benefit of the doubt she had as to her "talent".
&uarr Online dating. I added a photo, we'll see if it leads to dates.
&uarr Almost Boston.
&darr Falafels.
&harr Electoral math. It's up, it's down, it's up, it's down. Election Day cannot come too soon.
&uarr Free music.

Debating the Draft

I watched the game today with my dad and we had what is becoming our standard back and forth about politics. I made a wager that if W is re-elected, the US will implement a draft in some form. He thought I was nuts, as he usually does when we talk politics, but I will pass along this video of Ohio Congressman Tim Ryan's words before the recent House vote on Charile Rangel's draft bill.

He says it better than I ever could.

"We're all Red Sox fans now."

As spoken by a New York co-worker earlier today. It makes me wonder if anyone is going to work in Boston tomorrow.

"esruc eht esreveR" indeed.

All you gotta do is...

image thanks to mathowie.

Songs for the exhausted and drugged.

otherwise known the last 10 songs played as Scott sits at home on painkillers and with a heating pad.

Vertigo - U2
Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead
40' - Franz Ferdinand
Ball and Biscuit - The White Stripes
Brothers in Arms - Dire Straits
Ariel Ramerez (that VW commerical song) - Richard Buckner
99 Problems - Jay-Z and DJ Dangermouse
Where is My Mind? - Pixies
Get Down Moses - Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros
Eurotrash Girl - Cracker