Today is one of those days.
"I'll just check my bank account to see how much I could maybe spend on a new couch" went my feebled brain.
"Account balance -16.47" read my astounded eyes.
"Aww, fuck!" went my sailor's mouth.
Yeah. Somedays I realize I can be an idiot, but an idiot with loving parents who live nearby and can float me a line of credit.