You know you've become the bitter neighborhood crank when you walk outside and threaten the kids for playing in your yard. However, seeing what they did (left), I didn't feel too bad about it. The hole was there already but only to the right edge of those two rocks. The rest the kids did this afternoon including exposing covered electrical wires, the phone cable, and some other unknown pipe.
I was able to get two of their names and where they lived before I ran them off so you know I'll be having a conversation with Travis and Stephen's parents in a little while.