1. The scariest location in a horror film? Wichita.
2. One hundred randomly survied people from the internet are idiots.
3. Having poo on your shirt is not the way you really want to be remembered.
4. If you walk out of the bathroom at a party and find everyone dead, going back into the bathroom and hiding are two different things.
I We kick ass at Family Feud.
6. Howard Stern likes little wieners.
7. Motions are disallowed when you are spanking playdough.